i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”
American Horror Story, Season 1 (via socrates467)
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
When you ask why I’m angry? (via crazeist)
Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song
im pretty sure this is my life in one video
This girl is everything
What the fuck did I just watch? LOOOOOOOOOOL