when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
who would name their kid zoey 101
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
when ur masturbating and somebody knocks on ur door
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
There are things about the Spongebob movie I wanted to know about.
This is not one of those things.
the best line ever